Before you write another tragic lesbian love story with 2 cis white women consider this:
- a woman of color in the relationship
- a trans woman in the relationship
- a story that’s not tragic
- a story that doesn’t focus on coming out
- a story that is not sexualized
- a story involving dragons
- a bisexual woman in the relationship
- a disabled woman in the relationship
listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again
smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels onu can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables
n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians
The Alnwick Poison Garden is pretty much what you’d think it is: a garden full of plants that can kill you (among many other things). Some of the plants are so dangerous that they have to be kept behind bars. [x]
This is cool and creepy at the same time
This suggests that Nicki Minaj also wrote little bits and pieces of “Baby Got Back.” Which would be impressive… except it’s a lie. LIES NICKI MINAJ.
tumblr user literarygingerfox deadass doesn’t know what sampling is smh
I do. I’m also aware that she said every word she spits is hers. I’ve chosen to take her literally. Which makes her wrong.
tumblr user literarygingerfox thinks that Nicki Minaj playing a recording of Sir Mix-A-Lot’s actual voice in her song is the same thing as Nicki Minaj spitting her own verses. tumblr user literarygingerfox deadass doesn’t know what sampling is.
WHO IS THIS
That is Ines Loan-Rau, a French, North African, model from New York!!! IS SHE NOT GLORIOUS???
she is also a trans woman and tbh the fact that she is getting so much attention lately makes me very happy
Mad Scientist AU
Jade is a biochemist living on a secret island in the middle of the Pacific. She stumbles upon a book one day that belonged to her late and really fucking crazy grandfather detailing a set of experiments that would increase the versatility and survival skills of mankind. She decides to carry on his work, but she has no subjects to experiment on in her lonely island. Jade decides to go to a large city to find subjects for her experiment.
Enter Dave, a poor sap fresh out of college with a shit-ton of student debt and no way to support himself. Enter also, John and Rose, the founders of a failed organization for the well being of amphibians or something(going off of their mutual love for Casey). They decide to sign up to go along with the clinical trials for the experiments, desperately needing the cash that it offered.
Jade has no idea how to interact with other humans to a large extent, and ends up making their stay at the island jilted and a bit awkward. She starts the experiments with the strange chemical mutagen that her grandfather developed about a month after the three others arrive.
The mutagen caused painful blistering and itching, but no other side effects. Bummed out, Jade ceases the experimentation for a bit, chalking it all up to the fact that her grandpa was off his rocker.
Then, about a week later, Dave gets these painful little nubs on his back that are fuzzy and grow slowly each day (wings, in allusion to davesprite). John jumps onto a ledge thats more than twice his height and can hold his breath for nearly half an hour(the bunny aspect of john and the breath thing). Rose’s skin seems to twinkle a little in the dark, and the shadows around her seem to warp(grimdark and seer of light aspects).
Jade researches the mutagen more, and discovers that while John and Rose’s abilities can be covered up and controlled with time, Dave’s wings are now permanent. This leads to him staying permanently on the island with Jade, whereas the others can go back to their homes occasionally.
Somehow within all this Dave and Jade end up falling in love. You decide where it goes from here.
that apple looks stoned as hell of fucking course its gonna be happy
I can’t help but think this is nature’s way of adapting to the global temperature changes and the melting of the polar ice. A hybrid allows the polar bears to migrate farther south to warmer areas and avoid going extinct (at least as far as they can be genetically traced back to ‘true’ polar bears). This of course all comes about because the polar bears are being forced farther south to begin with (and/or grizzlies are able to migrate farther north) so it creates a perfect meeting ground for both species and bam, cross-breeding for evolutionary adaptation :)